Jonathan on the Mason and Slidell Affair
Brother Jonathan.  "Well, Johnny, if you want 'em very bad, you can take 'em - and tell yer what, if you feel like going into that kinder Business, I can let yer have just as many more as you like from a little Establishment of mine called Sing Sing!"

Pat on the Mason and Slidell Affair
Pat.  "Whist, Jonathan, will ye Plaze to jist go on "Crushin' the Rebellion" 
an' lave the Starvin' Ould Curmudgeon to Me?